[유머글]일본 경마 근황

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<div fr-original-style="box-sizing: border-box; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; margin: 0px; padding: 2px 0px; font-family: AppleSDGothicNeo-Regular, HelveticaNeue, 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, 돋움, Dotum, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" id="isPasted" style="box-sizing: border-box; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; margin: 0px; padding: 2px 0px; font-family: AppleSDGothicNeo-Regular, HelveticaNeue, 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, 돋움, Dotum, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">이 말 이름은 실버 소닉 <div fr-original-style="box-sizing: border-box; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; margin: 0px; padding: 2px 0px; font-family: AppleSDGothicNeo-Regular, HelveticaNeue, 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, 돋움, Dotum, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" style="box-sizing: border-box; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; margin: 0px; padding: 2px 0px; font-family: AppleSDGothicNeo-Regular, HelveticaNeue, 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, 돋움, Dotum, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">알고보니 회색 말이 출발한 뒤에 기수 냅다 버리고 장거리 3200m를 2등으로 완주했으나 기수가 없으니 실격 <div fr-original-style="box-sizing: border-box; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; margin: 0px; padding: 2px 0px; font-family: AppleSDGothicNeo-Regular, HelveticaNeue, 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, 돋움, Dotum, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" style="box-sizing: border-box; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; margin: 0px; padding: 2px 0px; font-family: AppleSDGothicNeo-Regular, HelveticaNeue, 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, 돋움, Dotum, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">보통 기수가 낙마하면 말이 뛰다가 옆으로 빠짐

실버 소닉은 경기를 마친 뒤 자연스럽게 옆으로 빠지다가 자빠진다

물론 안다치고 드르렁 하다 멀쩡히 일어남

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